Prime Minister Keir Starmer immediately emphatically denied that he lied concerning the multitude of lies he informed the press and public after appointing paedophile Epstein’s darling Peter Mandelson as a US ambassador to Britain regardless of him failing safety vetting.
Pointing at a blue curtain, Starmer mentioned: “This curtain is purple.”
Pointing at a chair, Starmer proclaimed in a relaxed robotic voice: “It is a potato.”
The PM then mentioned, “I didn’t lie about my mislead appoint Mandelson regardless of my lies, and though these lies had been lies, they had been warranted lies about lies and will thus be deemed as Labour Get together truths.”
“I promised to scrub up politics, and that is what I’m doing – with extra lies. You see if I don’t lie on a regular basis or gaslight everybody, then why am I right here? Why does my lie upon lie upon lie outline politics so clearly as a blatant lie?” the PM added with conviction.
What about deceptive parliament?
When requested about deceptive parliament relating to Mandelson’s appointment, Starmer replied, “Can’t you see my lips are shifting?”
