Homeland Safety Secretary Kristi Noem did not accurately outline habeas corpus throughout a senate listening to this week, so on Wednesday evening, Stephen Colbert took a guess on how she and her colleagues outline different authorized rights incorrectly.
For these unfamiliar, habeas corpus is the constitutional proper of due course of, in particular person, in entrance of a court docket or choose. However showing at a listening to on Tuesday, Noem outlined it incorrectly as a “proper that the president has to have the ability to take away individuals from this nation.”
“No! No. No, that’s further giant fallacious,” Colbert retorted.
From there, the CBS host started imitating Noem, guessing at her solutions to what different authorized rights are.
“Effectively, the primary modification means Donald Trump is at all times first in line. The second modification means he at all times will get seconds,” he joked. “And nobody will get Miranda Rights as a result of he’s extra of a Charlotte.”
The late evening host additionally made enjoyable of Noem for requesting a $50 million luxurious jet for her private use, as she flies all over the world for photograph ops at immigration raids.
“First Trump now Noem? Come on, man, what’s fallacious with Greyhound?” he stated. “You already know their motto: ‘Greyhound: The toilet door is supposed to swing open like that!’”
You’ll be able to watch Stephen Colbert’s full monologue within the video above.
