BOW ISLAND, AB
Dave Pankratz, 61, of Bow Island, Alberta was in fairly the predicament on the church potluck this week as he tried to establish his personal spouse’s potato salad from among the many greater than two dozen choices.
“Oh, I’m assured he’ll choose my potato salad,” mentioned his spouse Anne. “He’d by no means be happy with one other girl’s potato salad. Not my Dave.”
Anne started to surprise, nevertheless, what was taking Dave so lengthy within the buffet line.
“Simply scoop a spoonful of my salad and transfer on,” mentioned Anne. “Jauma, that man typically.”
Dave was sweating as he fastidiously examined every potato salad.
“Effectively, I do know it doesn’t have eggs in it,” mentioned Dave. “And I do know my Anne likes to make use of quite a lot of mustard. However does she throw within the celery? Yikes, this can be a robust resolution.”
Lastly, Dave crossed his fingers, mentioned a prayer, and picked a potato salad.
“Because it seems, it was Mrs. Janzen’s,” mentioned Dave. “I’ve by no means been untrue to my spouse earlier than. I hope she’ll forgive me.”
