Comrade Starmer and his Marxist Labour muggles are so intent on ruining non-public colleges by taxing college charges, that the well-known wizard college the place Harry Potter and his friends attended could possibly be compelled to shut as properly, the Every day Prophet newspaper has revealed. The Labour conflict on non-public colleges and Hogwarts is admittedly heating up.
“That is Muggle persecution gone mad” screams one of many headlines from the Every day Prophet.
Many wizarding mother and father have additionally chimed in to the outrage by writing of their considerations.
Argus Mendacious a mum or dad of two Hogwarts pupils, Jenny, 12, and Rodney, 14, went completely ballistic upon listening to the information from the Muggle Marxist shisters Labour and their ineffective conflict on non-public colleges.
“Simply because these Labour Muggles and squibs assume it would herald more cash to allow them to spend all of it on black gap socialist tin-pot cash pit initiatives, they don’t have any bloody thought what they’re doing. Hogwarts is an establishment that educates the following era of wizards and is essential to conserving the equilibrium between our magical world and the muggle world. If Hogwarts goes, guess who wins? Sure, will probably be Voldemort and the dastardly Malfoys.”
Certainly, this Muggle Labour mess performs proper into the palms of Voldemort, who many suspect is behind all of this chicanery.
Nelson Huffapup, a not too long ago graduated wizard from Gryffindor, chimed in with a stable plan to in some way avert sure destruction for the college of magic.
“I say all of us consider Comrade Starmer and blast him with Obliviate. If sufficient of us do it on the similar time, he shall be given a magical lobotomy, and he gained’t even know his identify or the place he’s. If every other Labour Social gathering muggle tries something, we do the identical to them. Obliviate after which the banishing appeal Depulso.”
The great and really non-public magical college, Hogwarts was based across the ninth century by Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff and Salazar Slytherin.
Hogwarts was established within the Highlands of Scotland to teach younger wizards and witches, in addition to to maintain college students secure from Muggle persecution.
Principle has it that Rowena Ravenclaw got here up with the identify of Hogwarts after dreaming of a warty hog that led her to a cliff by a lake. Since then, Hogwarts educated most wizarding youngsters with residence in Nice Britain and Eire, conserving its location hidden from different wizarding colleges and Muggles.