ANCHORAGE, AK
After three hours of heated conferences, Trump has agreed to promote Alaska again to Russia for simply over 7 million {dollars}.
“Nobody makes greater actual property offers than me,” mentioned Trump. “Not even William H. Seward.”
The deal was reportedly struck after there was little to no progress on extra urgent issues.
“I couldn’t go away this assembly empty handed,” mentioned Putin. “They are saying that man’s a grasp negotiator. Properly, I urge to vary.”
The cash for the Alaska buy has already been allotted to place gold bogs within the Oval Workplace.
“We’ll be making some modifications round right here,” mentioned Putin. “For starters all of the F-150s can be changed with Ladas.”
Alaskans can be anticipated to be fluent in Russian by this fall, simply in time for the favored kvas-drinking contest.
