WASHINGTON—Making an attempt to determine if he had a 3rd brother he forgot about or if Don Jr. had simply misplaced some weight, President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to recollect how he was associated to Elon Musk. “I do know that if he’s this excessive up in my group this Elon man should be associated to me in some way, however I don’t keep in mind him being Fred or Robert’s child, so perhaps he was Marla’s brother or one thing,” mentioned Trump, musing that he should not less than be a cousin or nephew of some variety since he’s simply as a lot of a “weirdo freak” as his different youngsters. “He’s ugly sufficient to be Eric’s son, that’s for certain, however I don’t know if he’s dumb sufficient. Possibly his household modified their identify from Trump to Musk at Ellis Island. He’s bought that bizarre approach of speaking like Melania, however I don’t assume I’d let somebody who doesn’t have the Trump blood rise that prime. I assume he’s some child from some affair I had, and in that case I ought to ensure he’s been written out of my will.” At press time, Trump was reportedly rising pissed off with Musk’s fixed questions and wishing he might act extra like his favourite son, Pete Hegseth.
