WASHINGTON D.C. – US President Donald Trump has spent the day publicly feuding with former billionaire ally Elon Musk, as the 2 every insisted that they have been proven much less affection and a focus from his chilly, distant father.
Following weeks of disagreements over detrimental publicity incurred by Musk’s DOGE division, in addition to Tesla inventory worth tumbling, the long-rumoured rift spilled into public view after the 2 reportedly disagreed over whose father was a extra withholding and emotionally abusive tyrant.
“How dare Trump declare that he was warped into greater narcissistic sociopath, desperately craving his father’s approval,” posted Musk on his social media platform X. “The bottomless gap of empathy inside my coronary heart that can by no means be crammed by my daddy’s love makes Donald’s look tiny lol #legalizecomedy”
Hours later, President Trump fired again on the SpaceX CEO from his personal Fact Social platform. “Loopy Elon is nuts if he thinks his father bullied him into being a thinner-skinned insecure shell of a human. My daddy points are HUGE, many individuals are saying it!!”
The battle of phrases between the president and his wealthiest donor, over which is the extra emotionally-stunted manchild, escalated by way of the afternoon as each ignored presidential duties and company tasks, respectively.
“My dad was a rapacious emerald baron who moved to South Africa FOR the apartheid!” tweeted Musk. “I used to be left with solely a belief fund, a breeding fetish, and a ketamine habit so dangerous that I’m peeing my pants whereas penning this. Case closed! PS. Trump is within the Epstein Information.”
Trump shortly ended a gathering with Chinese language President Xi Jin Ping to reply, “No approach, Elon! Fred Trump Sr. actually bullied my pilot brother into drinking himself to loss of life. He was the GOAT, in that he would fairly spend time with a farm animal than any of his personal children.”
Minutes later, Trump signed an govt order making it authorized to fireside bomb Tesla Cybertrucks.
Later, conservative media was relieved after Trump and Musk issued a joint press launch, assuring the world that the each nonetheless managed a terrifying quantity of America’s infrastructure and navy stockpile.
At press time, Trump and Musk had resumed bitterly arguing over who wouldn’t get custody of JD Vance.
