WASHINGTON, DC
Beginning this week, US President Donald Trump will probably be imposed a strict Amish-inspired gown code within the White Home.
“It’s gotten fairly slack round round right here,” mentioned Trump. “And, you realize, of all the problems we have now to deal, each home and international, essentially the most urgent one is ensuring our friends are correctly dressed. So, naturally, I consulted with the parents with the strictest gown code of all of them – the Amish.”
Males will probably be requested to put on a collared shirt and suspenders with a stunning straw hat and beard. Soiled rubber boots will probably be rigorously washed by White Home employees upon entry.
“And the ladies?” mentioned Trump. “Properly, who’re we kidding, we don’t enable girls into the Oval Workplace, anyway.”
The information was met with nice fanfare throughout the nation.
“Lastly a bit of little bit of decorum and decency within the nation’s capital,” mentioned pundit Abram Hawbaker. “I simply hope it doesn’t take White Home employees very lengthy to be taught all of the German hymns.”
