PALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at one another’s faces with their flailing arms, the Trump boys had been reportedly engaged in a slap struggle Friday over who would get to run their dad’s overseas coverage conferences. “No, you bought to do it final time, Eric—it’s my flip, it’s mine!” mentioned Donald Trump Jr., who flinched and cried out “Ow!” after his youthful brother Eric’s finger practically made contact along with his cheek. “It’s my flip to play with the overseas dignities [sic]! It’s my flip to satisfy the samurai king! Dad mentioned I get to go on the aircraft with Uncle Jared! Dad, inform him! Inform him I can meet the samurai king. You promised! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!” At press time, Don Jr. was shrieking on the prime of his lungs as Eric sank his tooth into his older brother’s hand.
