WINNIPEG, MB
A mysterious gust of wind at an important second within the ultimate sport of the common season, had 1000’s of skeptical Winnipeggers satisfied of God’s existence.
“Yeah, I’m probably not a lot of a churchgoer,” stated native man Neil Reimer. “However did you see the best way that ball hung up there? Someone should have been praying.”
Hearsay has it the divine intervention could be attributed to a prayer assembly held within the tiny Mennonite village of Rosenort.
“I suppose we lastly know which aspect God is on – the Mennonites or the Catholics,” stated prayer assembly attendee Abe Doerksen. “Hey, you already know, there’s a purpose the Jets are 8 and 0, too.”
The brand new churchgoing Winnipeggers say they loved the morning’s service, however had been actually hoping for fewer boring sermons and extra soccer highlights.
(picture credit score: Winnipeg Blue Bombers/CC)
