WASHINGTON—Promising to make use of all of his energy as well being secretary to discover a remedy for the situation, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the Nationwide Institutes of Well being on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who generally get social nervousness. “Once I was youthful, there have been by no means individuals who preferred to spend time dwelling alone by themselves, however now it’s a nationwide epidemic,” stated Kennedy, who delivered the remarks at a press convention throughout which he confirmed federal researchers had been working arduous to develop therapies for people who felt sometimes felt uncomfortable in crowded rooms. “These individuals can’t stay regular lives. They’ll’t make small discuss. They’ll’t dance. They’ll by no means go to a yard barbecue the place they solely form of know one individual from work.” At press time, specialists had been warning that the registry might be used to spherical up introverts for karaoke.
