MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN
Hundreds of thousands of Mennonites throughout the US gathered for what that they had heard was going to be a ‘No Krahns’ protest.
“It’s about time we despatched these Krahns again to Canada,” mentioned Mr. Wiens. “Hey, we would as effectively eliminate a couple of Duecks and Driedgers whereas we’re at it.”
The lengthy checklist of beefs with the Krahns embrace their tendency to place manner too many plums within the plumi moos and a number of other notable situations of dishonest throughout Dutch Blitz tournaments.
“And I hear they learn from the NIV,” mentioned Mr. Wiens. “A few of them even the ESV but.”
Undeterred by the protests, the Krahns have determined to remain put.
“We’re not going anyplace,” mentioned Mr. Krahn of Mountain Lake, Minnesota. “At the least not till the harvest is full.”
The Mennonite protestors joined tens of millions of others who apparently have been very confused by their presence and shockingly had no actual downside with the Krahns.
