Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood is abuzz with rumors surrounding younger non-actress Tilly Norwood and which Hollywood groomer would be the first to groom the younger AI slop.
“We’ve had just a few eligible males come round introducing themselves,” defined Eline Van der Velden, one of many founders of the corporate who created Tilly. “Some large names on the earth of grooming, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Drake, all very eligible males and all very concerned about being the primary to embrace Norwood as the following large star, if she accepts their assist.”
“She is so mature for her code,” defined Jerry Seinfeld. “She could also be younger on paper and in actuality, however her code has such an previous soul. And with the information she has stolen from 10,000 different ladies, she is aware of precisely what she’s doing. In truth, you would say that as a result of she’s an amalgamation of so many different folks, she’s truly centuries older than me!”
Whereas many celebs have proven curiosity in getting concerned with Tilly, some fear that that is some sort of lure as a way to steal information on how male celebrities groom youthful stars to ensure that the corporate to create their very own male celebrity groomer.
“I’m just a bit involved concerning the potential theft of my character,” acknowledged movie director Bryan Singer. “What if there’s something nefarious occurring whereas I spend time with this stolen amalgamation of different feminine’s performances and personalities? I’d hate to suppose the corporate who made this individual would merely be utilizing me to steal info on me for their very own functions. I simply hope solely the grooming occurs.”
