After condemning 10 million pensioners to freeze this winter, Labour MPs who obtain massive taxpayer funded heating allowances for his or her numerous properties have been boasting about how they’re so snug and heat throughout the chilly winter months. The taxpayer funded Labour MP winter gas allowance is fortunately to not be diminished or cancelled.
“It will get so sizzling I’ve to open the window generally, and I stroll round the home in my underpants sweating like a Catholic priest at a choir boy’s conference,” one Labour MP quipped.
One other Labour MP, who voted to remove essential winter gas funds for the aged and poor, revealed that he delighted within the consolation of his heat flat in Kensington.
“I come house and am instantly hit by a heat, cosy ambiance. The heating is on 24 hours a day throughout the winter, even once I’m not there. It’s like fucking Hawaii in there. I begin laughing like a deranged hyena on the mere thought that I’m right here in my cosy flat all heat and snugly while on the market thousands and thousands of elderlies are crouched of their properties freezing. I twiddle my toes within the supreme heat while glancing out the window on the freezing winter climate. It provides me the giggles. I like it.”
One Labour MP who voted to sentence many pensioners to die within the freezing chilly this winter even admitted ready in anticipation for the demise listing knowledge for OAPs to filter via from the Workplace of Nationwide Statistics.
“My driver normally drops me off at one in all my properties, I’ve six homes, all heated in fact on the taxpayers expense. Anyway, as quickly as I get via the door I’m handed a scotch, and filter via to the cosy and heat lounge. Right here I look via the odd bits of ministerial or constituency junk I velocity learn via in a number of seconds, however the stuff I actually search for are the ONS demise stats for the aged. My husband normally asks me why I’m laughing so laborious, and I clarify to him 15,000 oldies dropped lifeless final week, when the standard statistic is 3,000. Then after supper, it’s time to take a protracted dip within the heated indoor pool, which steams like a fucking bathtub. Beautiful!”
