Greg Gutfeld: Kamala Harris’ town hall had to be orchestrated

So final night time, Kamala held a city corridor, and it had all of the spontaneity of synchronized swimming. I ponder, would the viewers have the ability to ask questions? 

WOMAN: Are we going to have the ability to ask a query?

MARIA SHRIVER: You are not, sadly, we have now some predetermined questions, and I hopefully — I am going to have the ability to ask among the questions that may be in your head. I hope so.

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Yeah. Sorry, toots. Sorry, toots, you are only a prop. Come on. We did not even offer you a main and also you suppose we will allow you to ask unscripted questions? Hell, Kamala cannot even reply scripted questions if we give her per week prematurely. 

So proper off the bat, we bought the lay of the land. One other manicured platform for Kamala to blurt out her now-legendary word salads. I imply, this broad ought to return to each occasion with a aspect of ranch and a bag of croutons. Nonetheless, this stuff can’t be ignored.

VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS: These items can’t be ignored. And I’ve stated many occasions publicly, and I am going to say it once more — in lots of, some ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.

Yeah, an unserious man. How wealthy coming from the candidate who’s half-Indian, half-hyena. However it’s Trump who’s the unserious particular person? You recognize, the man that constructed half the NYC skyline, has already been president, fairly efficiently, I’d add. 

A man who raised an attractive, profitable household that anyone can be happy with. A person who has actually taken a bullet for a job he did not even want.

Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris speaks throughout a marketing campaign occasion at Riverside Park in Grand Rapids, Mich., Friday, Oct. 18, 2024. (AP Picture/Jacquelyn Martin) (AP Picture/Jacquelyn Martin)

A person who our adversaries admit they respect and even worry. But he is the unserious one? You dizzy, dumba**. And take a look at Liz Cheney sitting there. She seems to be thrilled. It is like she’s pondering, “I give up my political social gathering and all I bought was this awful wino.” 

However look, I watched the city corridor for just one motive: hoping to listen to yet another time in regards to the nature of a democracy, the place I feel there is a duality.

HARRIS: The character of a democracy is such that I feel there is a duality. On the one hand, there’s an unbelievable energy when our democracy is unbroken and unbelievable energy in what it does to guard the freedoms and rights of its individuals. There’s nice energy in that. And it is vitally fragile. It is just as sturdy as our willingness to combat for it.

I by no means get uninterested in listening to that. And he or she by no means will get uninterested in saying it.

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HARRIS: You recognize, I feel that there is a duality to the character of democracy. When it is intact, it is so sturdy — so sturdy in its nature, and it’s extremely fragile. | There is a duality to the character of democracy. On the one hand, unbelievable energy when it’s intact, incredibly strong and incredibly fragile. | The character of democracy, there is a duality to it. On the one hand, it’s extremely sturdy. When a democracy is unbroken, it’s also very fragile.

Look, Kamala, if you are going to recycle previous crap, at the very least gown it up a bit. Tyrus’ concept as at all times — bongos.

KAMALA HARRIS SPEAKING WITH BONGOS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

HARRIS: The character of a democracy is such that I feel there is a duality. On the one hand, there’s an unbelievable energy when our democracy is unbroken and unbelievable energy in what it does to guard the freedoms and rights of its individuals. There’s nice energy in that. And it is vitally fragile. It is just as sturdy as our willingness to combat for it.

Yeah. Now, to most individuals, she sounds silly. However is she actually? Jim Geraghty at Nationwide Assessment suggests perhaps she is not. He says “the caricature of Kamala Harris as a bumbling dunce makes it simple to underestimate her.” 

It is form of like the way you root for Jesse Watters, regardless of his obtrusive incompetence. I imply, take a look at that. Jim additionally claims that her ability is absolutely getting Democrats “emotionally invested in her.” It definitely labored with Willie Brown. 

However that is greater than a joke. It is a truth — that getting Dems emotionally invested in her means she will get others to do the work she will not do, whether or not it is Willie Brown or prepared Brown voters. See what I did there? I do know. However I get what Jim’s saying. Do not simply say, “Wow, she’s only a dummy.”

As a result of even should you’re proper, nobody’s going to listen to it. Individuals do the identical factor with Trump. They overlook his precise deeds and give attention to his phrases. Take the most recent: Trump calling Democrat leaders the “enemy from inside.”

CNN’S JIM ACOSTA: Congressman, do you contemplate Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi to be the enemy from inside?

MSNBC’S JOY REID: Trump doubled down on his Hitler speaking factors in regards to the “enemy from inside.”

CNN’S JAKE TAPPER: Donald Trump repeatedly referred to distinguished Democrats and others on the left in the USA, Americans, as “the enemy from within.”

MSNBC’S ALI VELSHI: Donald Trump has been given alternative after alternative to both downplay or make clear his feedback about what he referred to as the “enemy from inside.”

MSNBC’S JOE SCARBOROUGH: A serious social gathering candidate calling his political opponents “the enemy inside.”

All that douchebag outrage, regardless that Democrats not solely stated the identical factor about enemies inside, however they really acted on it. Bear in mind when these a-holes claimed there was extremism within our military? It was huge information till the risk was debunked and the story went away. 

Or what in regards to the scourge of White privilege and systemic racism that labeled the vast majority of individuals, once more, inside the nation, as oppressors and in want of significant reeducation; that gave us a divided nation, DEI and a s*** ton of horrible Disney motion pictures. 

And do not ever overlook what they did to anybody in the course of the pandemic who dared to query their BS insurance policies and their lies.

So save your outrage. Trump calling Pelosi and Schiff the “enemy inside” is peanuts in comparison with calling tens of hundreds of thousands of Individuals the enemy from inside. Hell, you even jailed a bunch of them whereas letting precise enemies from inside: murders, arsonists and rapists, go free, which created a brand new demand on the American public. 

We now have to be diligent on a regular basis: after we’re on the streets, on public transportation, about what our youngsters are being taught in school, who’s in our restrooms, who’s coming into the nation. 

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It is a number of strain on us, and we’re able to blow. In order that’s why the city corridor needed to be orchestrated. You’ll be able to’t have odd individuals asking a phony candidate questions in regards to the final 4 years. 

It needed to be stage-managed similar to it was the final 4 years, as a result of should you knew the reality, then you definately’d see the enemy inside in all its glory, and also you’d toss it out on its mendacity a**.