EDMONTON – NHL followers have made it clear that the Oilers beginning the season by wanting like one of many worst groups within the league is not going to idiot them prefer it did final 12 months.
“I don’t know why the Oilers gamers appear to get off on enjoying like a peewee single A crew for the primary 20 video games and the 76-77 Habs for the final 60,” stated Montrealer Max Cohen. “However I’m not taking place that rabbit gap once more.”
“Regardless of what number of video games they lose I cannot tweet about them getting one other no 1 decide or make memes about McDavid signing with the Leafs. I’ve realized my lesson.”
The Oilers are 0-3, together with a loss to provincial rivals Calgary. And star gamers McDavid and Draisaitl have but to do a lot of something. However that pales compared to final season when the crew got here again from being one of many worst groups within the league to make it to Sport 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.
“The one manner I’ll consider they suck for actual is that if they lose to San Jose 8-0 or Stuart Skinner actually shits his pants whereas making an attempt to save lots of a shot. And actually, even then I’ll half anticipate them to go on one other run,” stated Leafs fan Bryan Hooper.
Requested why they’re pulling this fucking rubbish once more Oilers gamers denied figuring out what followers had been even speaking about.
“Look we’re making an attempt our greatest. And that is positively not a part of a playing scheme to decrease our playoff odds as a lot as doable earlier than we miraculously pull off a 21 sport profitable streak to take over first within the division,” stated McDavid earlier than giving a big, Lucille Bluth-esque wink to the digital camera.