WINNIPEG, MB
The actually freakin’ lengthy prepare on Marion Avenue final night time was seen as an indication of divine intervention by the Ungers of Blumenort.
“Ugh, I assume we’re not purported to go to that Man Maddin film in spite of everything,” stated Mrs. Unger. “I’d take this as an indication that we have to flip proper again round and go residence, besides there’s no place to show round right here both.”
The Ungers have been caught behind the prepare for such a very long time that they started to have doubts about their selection of actions for the night.
“Pastor Ralph warned us towards this identical to week, didn’t he?” stated Mr. Unger. “Films, bowling alleys, worldwide meals, you identify it.”
By the point the prepare had handed, the film had already begun and the Ungers have been nowhere close to the theatre.
“Pastor Ralph stated excessively lengthy trains have been one of many ten plagues of Egypt,” stated Unger. “And now I perceive why.”
With tears of their eyes, the Unger returned residence to Blumenort … with out having seen the brand new Man Maddin film.
“I assume we’ve discovered our lesson,” stated Mrs. Unger. “That is the final time we attempt to have date night time within the metropolis.”
The Ungers say they are going to keep in Blumenort each weekend any more, or a minimum of till they work out a route that avoids all of the trains.
