When you haven’t seen all of the batshit loopy woke American ladies and cucks on social media crying, pulling their hair out, shaving their heads and collectively advantage signalling for the web, you’ll be able to think about your self fortunate, or alternatively you’re lacking out on some nice fucking leisure. This episode of psychological sickness paraded publicly by loopy woke leftists will get weirder, although. Now a therapist is suggesting that the deranged woke socialists “determine” as if Kamala had gained the election.
Loopy woke leftists
Dr Eric Shinn, a therapist from Los Angeles, California, is advising the folks posting shameful narcissistic videos of their psychological breakdowns on the web on how to deal with the Donald Trump election win.
“Please hearken to me, all you woke socialists who’re actively displaying your psychological sickness on the web for different folks to giggle at you, this isn’t conducive to good psychological well being. Everyone knows that woke ideology means that you would be able to determine as what you need, and the id you select at any second have to be noticed by anybody else you come into contact with.
“I’ve seen grown males with beards and deep voices carrying clothes go to eating places who get offended when waiters name them ‘sir’. I’ve seen ladies go ballistic when somebody calls them ‘ma’am’. I’ve seen woke individuals who determine as cats, porpoises, coyotes and even a skunk. One girl got here to me and stated she identifies as a used bathroom brush.
“If woke folks can determine as no matter they wish to determine as, then they will determine as an individual residing in a world the place Kamala Harris gained the election, and Donald Trump misplaced. That’s in any case a risk beneath the whacky made-up guidelines of the woke ideology.
“All it’s important to do is affirm with your self each 5 minutes that ‘Kamala gained the election’ and repeat this affirmation on a relentless foundation. That is what woke liberals do anyway, and that is the way in which they brainwash one another to consider batshit woke concepts.
“Do not forget that your life is one in every of phantasm, and you’re residing in a fantasy socialist woke utopian psychological jail the place your whole existence is outlined by social media, and woke political mantras. To any extent further, each time you hear the identify Donald J. Trump, you’ll substitute that with Kamala Harris in your pitiful fucked up brainwashed thoughts. It would make you content as soon as once more. Faux you’re at a homosexual parade, and homosexual males are strolling round with their cocks and butts displaying in entrance of younger kids within the streets, waving large purple dildos within the air. Faux that everybody you meet is a transgender particular person with particular pronouns.
“You are actually residing in a socialist woke utopia the place Kamala Harris is President of the USA. Nothing anybody else says to you’ll be able to change this as a result of as a liberal progressive leftist socialist being, you’re the epitome of advantage and reality, you’re at all times appropriate and all different folks with totally different views are incorrect. They have to be cancelled. No different viewpoint aside from that of wokeness is legitimate or could be allowed to be expressed. Woke socialist liberals even have their very own fact-checkers on the web who invalidate and cancel something that’s not woke. This makes you as a progressive socialist liberal the arbiter of all reality on this planet. Be pleased with this.
“All you want to do now could be congratulate your self, and congratulate Kamala in successful the election. She actually did it, the primary feminine Indian Pajeeta President of the USA. You have to have a good time instantly. Possibly get one other nostril ring, or how about getting an enormous rod pushed by way of your clitoris, or head of your penis? Possibly get a Kamala tattoo throughout your brow, or dye your hair a special shade of blue. It’s your alternative. Kamala gained the election. Sure, you’ll be able to chill out now. Every part goes to be all proper. Deep breath, ahhhh!”
