Comrade Starmer, supreme commander of the Folks’s Republic of Soviet Britain, has made one other one among his excellent speeches in regards to the great pretend asylum seekers coming to Britain by the hundreds every day in rubber dinghies from France.
“Our open borders welcome all. Whether or not you’re a pretend asylum seeker, chicken nugget lover, or a terrorist, you might be welcome within the PRSB.
“Comrades, our purpose within the Folks’s Republic of Soviet Britain is to make our communist nation a 3rd world paradise the place inclusivity and woke progressive soviet ideologies flourish.
“Chances are you’ll marvel why you can not get an appointment to see your physician for a probably deadly sickness, or discover a place on your baby at school to obtain state sponsored propaganda coaching. Chances are you’ll marvel why nobody speaks English any extra, or that girls are not protected to stroll within the streets. Don’t hassle your easy selves with such lofty ideas. You will need to merely settle for your lot in life and obey each diktat with out query.
“Your ignorance is our security. As a result of a whole lot of hundreds of faux asylum seekers being directed to our shores by the French, efficient instantly sugar rations might be discontinued indefinitely and changed by mustard. Plebs, mustard is in plentiful provide, and if you’d like a cup of tea, or a cake, use mustard as a substitute, hmmm, yum, yum, scrumptious.
“I need to go away you now. I’ve a free £3,500 VIP ticket to look at a live performance that none of you plebs may probably get a ticket for in one million years.”
