BBC darling and member of the back-slapping far-left metropolitan elite socialist cabal of Marxist propaganda committee of Sissinghurst, Commissar Ian Hislop is ready to look on populist British information station GB Information, it has been introduced.
When not being a goal of imaginary assassination makes an attempt upon himself by non-existent assassins who actually don’t give a shit if he lives or dies, commissar Hislop additionally edits a now far-left turned soporific journal that was once harmful and edgy as soon as, however now simply panders to the standard banal socialist agendas of the day. Aside from being boring as fuck, commissar Hislop can be deeply predictable and entrenched in generic socialist talking-points which might be generally encountered throughout most necropurulent virtue-signalling, champagne socialist dinner events or comparable back-slapping, bottom-sniffing conferences on the illustrious Groucho Membership in Soho.
GB Information govt, Daryl Rhea, revealed that they’ve invited commissar Hislop to return to their tv studios to movie a particular function of the GB Information £36,000 giveaway stint which they play on loop each quarter-hour of broadcasting day and evening.
“We thought we’d usher in commissar Hislop, to rear his pompous previous boy community, socialist rancescent face to promote extra premium telephone prices that suck in our core viewers of poor boiled gammon slapping bastards throughout the Midlands. It’s solely £6,500 to ship in a textual content, and £45,000/minute to telephone in for an opportunity to win £36,000!”
However then once more, who the fuck are we to quibble?
