NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON
In a mass show of solidarity, Canadians have banded collectively to eat greater than 80 million heaping plates of scrumptious poutine in a single day.
“Plus we unveiled an enormous Canadian flag on our entrance garden,” stated Niagara-On-the-Lake resident Sally Siemens. “I simply had to verify a freedom convoy individual didn’t come by and switch it the other way up.”
The poutine and patriotism was on full show throughout the nation, with Canadians attempting to gas up for the upcoming commerce warfare.
“We’ve obtained poutine; all they’ve obtained is Stylish-fil-a. I feel we’ve obtained the higher hand,” stated Siemens. “Simply think about how ravenous their troopers will probably be each Sunday.”
A number of medical specialists have suggested towards consuming this degree of poutine, although research present most North People have changed medical experience with Google searches years in the past.
“Cheese curds, fries, gravy. What extra are you able to need?” stated Siemens. “Nicely I assume a little bit bacon or farmer sausage thrown on there doesn’t harm.”
Additional investigation has revealed a full 75 million plates of that poutine had been truly consumed by a lone Mennonite man named Harry from out close to Leamington somewheres.
(photograph credit score: Joe Shlabotnik/CC)
