JACKSONVILLE, FL—Saying he had grown irritated with all of the individuals who wished to know if his occupation was something like the favored Netflix collection, black market organ supplier Randy Haines informed reporters Wednesday he was uninterested in being requested if he had ever seen Squid Sport. “I’m positive it’s a superbly advantageous present, however it’s annoying that everybody assumes I watch it simply because my job is illegally harvesting human organs and promoting them for cash,” Haines stated as he mopped blood off the ground of his workspace, explaining that when he informed folks he had by no means seen this system, he would inevitably need to pay attention for a number of minutes as they described its premise and talked about why they favored it a lot. “Fact is, the very last thing I wish to do on the finish of an extended day is watch one thing that jogs my memory of organ trafficking and makes me really feel like I’m proper again at work once more. I really like what I do for a residing, however no thanks. I’d moderately loosen up with a pair episodes of Bridgerton and an enormous bowl of ice cream in my lap.” At press time, Haines reportedly misplaced his mood with a buyer who requested if he’d seen Squid Sport, yelling at them to simply take the cooler filled with kidneys and “get the fuck out of [his] face.”
