PITTSBURGH—After the Steelers signed him to a one-year, $13.6 million cope with efficiency incentives, quarterback Aaron Rodgers reportedly bought a lavish underground bunker Tuesday within the coronary heart of Pittsburgh. “I’ve all the time cherished Pittsburgh, and I’m excited to lastly get settled into a brand new survival shelter in an undisclosed location deep beneath town,” stated the controversial four-time MVP, including that he “couldn’t be happier” to have bought the windowless, 10,000-square-foot fortified construction, which is supplied with customized air filters, a state-of-the-art water purification system, and years’ price of emergency provides, along with being situated only a brief drive from Acrisure Stadium. “This metropolis has such a wealthy historical past, and the minute I opened the double strengthened metal doorways of this dwelling and entered its anti-woke chamber, I knew it was the one. I cherished my previous doomsday bunker in New Jersey, however there’s no place I’d moderately stockpile weapons and put together for the approaching finish of days than proper right here within the ’Burgh.” At press time, Rodgers had sparked marriage rumors after expressing pleasure that his bunker had each a trad spouse wing and a birthing chamber.
