GOSHEN, IN
In a stunning flip of occasions, greater than 300 million People went utterly with out Thanksgiving dinner this weekend.
“There wasn’t even any pumpkin pie,” stated Mrs. Eby of Kitchener, Ontario, who has been rigorously monitoring the behaviour of her American cousins on social media. “I don’t know what they have been doing this weekend, but it surely positive didn’t appear to be Thanksgiving to me.”
When requested concerning the mishap, Mrs. Yoder of Goshen, Indiana appeared baffled by the query.
“Thanksgiving? In October?” stated Mrs. Yoder. “The place I come from we’re not prepared to precise gratitude till a lot nearer to Christmas.”
Hearsay has it the People are planning to annex Canada simply to allow them to have their turkey a bit earlier within the 12 months.
“I truly assume it’s a good suggestion if we house it out a bit,” stated Mrs. Yoder. “All these household gathering in simply the course of some weeks could be a bit a lot.”
As an alternative of gathering to be grateful this weekend, thousands and thousands of People appeared to spend all the time arguing about Dangerous Bunny.
