SALT LAKE CITY—Alarmed by quite a few experiences that the vice chairman was at the moment en path to the state, sources confirmed Thursday {that a} go to from JD Vance was the very last thing Utah wanted proper now. “We’re already going via lots, however so as to add JD Vance on prime of every thing else?” stated one Utah resident, who pleaded for anybody with contacts within the vice chairman’s workplace to place a cease to his journey instantly. “Ugh, the previous few days have been actually laborious. And all of a sudden we’ve bought JD Vance coming to Utah. Now whose concept was that? It’s been utter chaos right here, and now they simply wish to rub salt within the wound.” At press time, Arizona had reportedly volunteered to faux to be Utah.