CAMPO 69, MEXICO
After a visit to Chihuahua this previous week to barter a commerce deal for Takis and Peter Wall’s scrumptious disco, US President Donald Trump praised native man Guillermo Kehler for his “good Plautdietsch.”
“I believed for certain I’d want a translator down right here. The place’d you study the Low German?” stated Trump. “Did you develop up in Winkler or one thing.”
Kehler tried to clarify to the president that as a resident of Campo 69 he’s truly grown up with Plautdietsch his entire life.
“Nah, oba, that I can’t imagine that,” stated Trump. “I believed for certain he was from Leamington or La Crete as soon as but.”
It took some convincing, however Kehler managed to show to the president that he was, certainly, a local Plautdietsch speaker.
“Diewel, Dietschlaunt, Jauma lied!” stated Kehler. “If that doesn’t show I’m a Plautdietsch man I don’t know what’s going to.”
Trump was completely flabbergasted by Kehler’s proficiency within the language and instantly appointed him White Home Press Secretary, though hearsay has it he plans to fireplace him in only a couple weeks.
