DOLPHIN, MB
After months of controversy and debate, Dolphin College Trustee Pete Caflib has lastly satisfied his native faculty division to convey again the Royal Anthem.
“Yeah, so I picked up a bunch of 45s from the native thrift retailer,” says Caflib. “They had been going to throw them out, however after I noticed ‘God Save the Queen’ I figured it was excellent. It’s not God Save the King, however it’s shut sufficient.”
College students throughout Dolphin had been greeted with the sound of screeching guitar and Johnny Rotten’s snarling vocals, adopted swiftly by a chipper bulletins concerning the upcoming apple dunking contest this June.
“The children appeared into it. It’s not the model I’m used to,” mentioned Caflib, “however it’s vital to protect our conventional Commonwealth values.”
At recess that afternoon, children had been seen enjoying air guitar and speaking about “figureheads” and “fascist regimes.”
“I really feel we’ve made plenty of progress. We’re really making Dolphin nice once more,” mentioned Caflib. “My work right here is completed.”
The tune has gone over so effectively that the varsity already has plans to play The Conflict’s “Rock the Casbah” earlier than the bulletins all subsequent week.
