OTTAWA – Former member of Parliament Pierre Poilievre right now bemoaned the interview he gave to Jordan Peterson, saying he can’t imagine he frolicked with him for an entire afternoon solely to have all of it to be for nothing. “You’re telling me I spent like three hours in his bizarre deserted warehouse set and now I’m fully unemployed?,” Poilievre informed reporters.
The podcast episode, entitled “Canada’s Subsequent Prime Minister”, is an almost two hour lengthy one-on-one interview through which Poilievre outlined his conservative agenda and likewise resisted the urge to scream “OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP!!!” every time Peterson spoke for quite a lot of moments.
“The worst half now’s that every time his followers see me on the road they ask me what I take into consideration lobsters or crabs or no matter,” Poilievre defined. “I don’t know the right way to impart on you that I couldn’t care much less. All I wished was to be elected Prime Minister. And now all these dumb hicks on this new Alberta driving I’ve to run in are saying I solely give interviews to ‘Elite Toronto College Professors’. I believed you all beloved this man! Fuck!” When requested in regards to the phase whereby he describes what he would do if re-elected to a second time period as Prime Minister, Poilievre held his face in his palms and set free an extended, anguished shriek of despair that blew out his microphone.
When reached for remark, Peterson made clear that he’s none too happy both. “He promised me a spot in his cupboard or at the least a candy advisory gig, and now he can’t even get me an internship on the hill.” He later clarified that if Poilievre had worn his glasses to the interview he would have snatched them proper off his smug face and snapped them in two.
Poilievre in the meantime continues his work to win again a seat within the Home of Commons. At press time, he was heard asking staffers if Donald Trump Jr. has a podcast he might get on to kick off his marketing campaign.
