BLUMENORT, MB
Dangerous climate this weekend led to an enormous pileup of knipsers within the Blumenort church basement multi-purpose room.
“First there have been only one or two knipsers within the 15-point zone, nevertheless it didn’t take lengthy and greater than a dozen different knipsers obtained backed up in there,” defined Pastor Dave. “It obtained fairly unhealthy. I believe a pair knipsers even wound up within the ditch.”
Dozens of Blumenorters descended on the church basement for warm chocolate and video games reminiscent of Dutch Blitz and knipsbrat and that is precisely how the troubles began.
“We had people coming in from Ridgewood and Blumenhof and who is aware of the place but,” mentioned Pastor Dave. “I’ve discovered that a few of them can’t knips very nicely in any respect. Any further our crokinole tournaments can be Blumenorters solely.”
Such poor knipsing was on show that they went a complete spherical the place not a single knipser went into the 20-hole and all 24 knipsers have been left on the board on the finish of the spherical.
“I’m not saying who’s guilty,” mentioned Pastor Dave. “However that’s the final time we let Hans Wiebe wherever close to the knipsbrat board along with his shuffleboard powder.”
Your complete church elder board and some stray members of the younger individuals’s group have been working tirelessly to scrub up the massive pileup of knipsers, although authorities say it could take them till someday subsequent week earlier than the enjoying floor is again to regular.
