LEAMINGTON, ON
When space man Garth Bueckert missed his month-to-month tithe this Sunday, Pastor Dave hauled him into the workplace for a pleasant little chat.
“So, Garth, I see we didn’t get your fee this month,” stated Pastor Dave. “Do we have to get the excommunication proceedings began?”
Bueckert pleaded with the pastor, explaining that the cheque was within the mail.
“So that you’ll get it simply as quickly as this strike is over,” stated Bueckert. “I despatched it a full two weeks in the past, I promise. Nothing I can do about it now.”
The problem of lacking donation cheques being caught within the mail, has the church contemplating modernization for the primary time in its lengthy and storied historical past.
“We don’t have a piano, we don’t sing in concord, and we don’t have even permit utilizing a tractor on a Sunday,” stated Pastor Dave. “However for the very first time we’re contemplating accepting e-transfers.”
Together with his “cheque within the mail,” Bueckert believes he’s secure for now, or no less than till the strike ends someday in 2026.
